Sorry ladies but there’s no picture of what I’m wearing today because after last night’s shenanigans I look like a trash bag. And for some reason I’m wearing brown knee high socks and my pirate pants and no one wants to see that. Anyways this is what I wore last night for Mr Smaggle’s magic birthday. We went out for dinner with his family and then met some friends for drinks. After too many martinis and cognacs we didn’t end up in bed until around 2am… on a work night. I feel like balls.

* Skirt from Chin Chin

* Top from Sportsgirl

* Top thrifted (not shown)

* Shoes from Nine West (My best friend Emily bought these for me for my 18th birthday. Best present ever)

* Jacket from costume warehouse sale

Here is the cake that I made for Mr Smaggle’s birthday. I called it The Ridiculously Out of Proportion Jungle Cake because the gorillas are as big as the giraffe. And the giraffe is taller than the trees. It’s also slightly tainted with my selfish and juvenile delinquent-ism. When purchasing the jungle creatures from a generic Asian discount store I noticed that each pack of ‘Jungle Fun Animal’ only contained one gorilla. Primates are a favourite of Mr Smaggle and a lack of monkeys makes a very sad cake indeed. I’m ashamed to admit that I very stealthily stole two extra monkeys from the other packs of ‘Jungle Fun Animal’. But I swapped them for antelope. I just hope there is a kid out there who happens to like antelope more than monkeys. And that the other kids don’t beat him up because of it…

And it’s entirely gluten free. Even the chocolate biscuit fence is gluten free! This evening I’m making a peanut butter slice for a peanut butter addicted friend and then I’m going to sleep really, really early.

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx