Rude Smaggles…
Last night I was playing around with some permanent markers and a plain bag I thrifted and I decided to use some stencils in my designs. I found a swallow stencil and inked one on the bag and I was trying to be clever and think of a witty pun to write beside the swallow. Something along the lines of ‘Swallow this…’
Then the super filthy Mama Smaggle came out with this…
God I love that woman…
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx
LOL!! My god, she’s a GENIUS! ANd it looks so friggin cool, too! 10 points!! Man, you could seel that in Etsy for a small fortune, I swear. I’d buy it
Wicked…. definitely Etsy-worthy!
Darling Girl!
I adore the possibilities of personalised handbags in relations to a girl’s particular ‘talents’.
That said might I suggest that you inscribe “I spit” on the reverse side of the accoutrement so that the owner can customise their preference to prospective gentlemen callers.
Because as we know girls…swallowing is choice not a given.
Love,
Matt XXX
Oh that’s cool!. I would so pay money for that too!.
Ooh! Naughty!
Ivy - I know she’s awesome. And really gross. My friends adore her. And so do I!
Susie - Maybe one day…
Matt & Ged - Good idea! Although as I am taken my response is always the same.
Nicoleeee - I might make more and put them in an Etsy store… When I have time!
Wendy B - We Smaggles are filthy… Avert your eyes!
haha, clever!
Brilliant. you could also try the variation:
I, swallow.
haha, love it.
still my favourite bumper sticker of all time is the response to the popular “mean people suck” which says
“nice people swallow”… which you could also work in with the stencil…
xx
Natasha - he he glad you like it!
Mr Squiggle - As in I, swallow do… swallomnly swear?
Fifi - Oh I do like the ‘nice people swallow’ one… maybe on my next bag?