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6 Fashion disasters to avoid…

Here are a few fashion tips I picked up while wandering through the city last night. Just a few things I think everyone should know…

* If you can see your cellulite through your skirt it’s too small.

* Boys - If you want to get laid do not buy pants from Allens, Big W or K-mart. Especially ‘dress’ pants.

* It’s probably a good idea to put clothes on over the top of your underwear if you plan on appearing in public.

* Chunky glitter eyeshadow is nasty. It looks like that gel crap that came with that enlarged Barbie doll toy that terrified the children of the eighties. The one that was a life sized doll face that you practiced make up on and it looked like a severed head? 

* Flat shoes are more attractive than stilletos that have dug a deep ravine in your heel causing you to walk like you have a bar stool shoved where the sun don’t shine.

* Wash your hair.

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx 

 

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Comments

  1. Bridie | May 3rd, 2008 | 4:47 am

    Your funny! I often wonder if people look at themselves before they venture out in to the public arena!! Cellulite and a tight skirt - that is just gross and embarrasing for the girl/woman. Hope your having a lush weekend! ;)

  2. Jordan Best | May 3rd, 2008 | 5:15 am

    I love you, lady smaggle…

  3. Fliss Q | May 3rd, 2008 | 8:02 am

    My cousins had one of those severed head barbies and I was jealous??!!! Strange.

  4. susie_bubble | May 4th, 2008 | 9:44 am

    Wow…you could pick up UNWASHED hair in the dark…superpowerful!

  5. Lady Smaggle | May 4th, 2008 | 11:37 am

    Bridie - My weekend was lush thank you! And yes it was rather an awful look for the poor girl. I could actually see it from a distance…

    Jordan Best - I love you too angel! :-)

    Fliss - Yes is was strange that you were jealous. Those things were feral.

    Susie Bubble - Oh it was MAJORLY unwashed hair as in it was about to dreadlock… I could pick that up from 50 feet away! :-)

  6. Renée / FashionFillers | May 5th, 2008 | 12:27 pm

    You’re so right. One of my colleages of about 45 years old always uses glittery make-up, it looks just horrible.

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