Comments on: Vivienne Westwood designing for Melissa Shoes! http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/ A stylish extravaganza - street style, daily outfits, fashion tips and tricks. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:05:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: The Worst Shoes in the World… | Smaggle Style http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1658 The Worst Shoes in the World… | Smaggle Style Wed, 07 May 2008 00:06:09 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1658 [...] These are the shoes. Disappointed? Yeah so was I. I LOATHE spending money on shoes that I can’t dance in. They don’t even sparkle. If I’m spending above $30 (yes, I am actually that tight) I want the most specatular shoes on the planet - gorgeous, comfortable, makes me drop a dress size in seconds and they should come with a free overseas holiday and a packet of Jelly Tots. As you can see I’m having difficulty coming to terms with the fact that I just spent about years worth of thrifting money on ugly shoes. Ugly shoes that GAVE ME BLISTERS!!! Blisters in my rolling high arches. I have HIGH ARCHES that ROLL. Does that sound like a contradiction to anyone else? In case you haven’t caught on to my bitter tone I started my fitness course this morning. My trainer is a sadistic prick. I can’t remember exactly what it was that we had to do in the obstacle course (my brain tends to block out pain) but it went something like this - Run a kilometre, stab yourself in the thighs with a fork, run a kilometre, get your legs run over with a lawnmower, run a kilometre, break some bricks with your butt cheeks, run kilometre, have a whole football team stamp on your arms, run a kilometre and then finish it all with a lovely session of being punched in the guts. I had to run through this obstacle course 10 times in one hour with no breaks wearing the Fugly Blister-baker shoes and the jerky trainer refused to administer morphine for my pain. I have a plan though. If I manage to make it though my Monday, Wednesday and Friday session every week for the full 6 week period I will allow myself to buy the beautiful shoes… [...] […] These are the shoes. Disappointed? Yeah so was I. I LOATHE spending money on shoes that I can’t dance in. They don’t even sparkle. If I’m spending above $30 (yes, I am actually that tight) I want the most specatular shoes on the planet - gorgeous, comfortable, makes me drop a dress size in seconds and they should come with a free overseas holiday and a packet of Jelly Tots. As you can see I’m having difficulty coming to terms with the fact that I just spent about years worth of thrifting money on ugly shoes. Ugly shoes that GAVE ME BLISTERS!!! Blisters in my rolling high arches. I have HIGH ARCHES that ROLL. Does that sound like a contradiction to anyone else? In case you haven’t caught on to my bitter tone I started my fitness course this morning. My trainer is a sadistic prick. I can’t remember exactly what it was that we had to do in the obstacle course (my brain tends to block out pain) but it went something like this - Run a kilometre, stab yourself in the thighs with a fork, run a kilometre, get your legs run over with a lawnmower, run a kilometre, break some bricks with your butt cheeks, run kilometre, have a whole football team stamp on your arms, run a kilometre and then finish it all with a lovely session of being punched in the guts. I had to run through this obstacle course 10 times in one hour with no breaks wearing the Fugly Blister-baker shoes and the jerky trainer refused to administer morphine for my pain. I have a plan though. If I manage to make it though my Monday, Wednesday and Friday session every week for the full 6 week period I will allow myself to buy the beautiful shoes… […]

]]> By: Lady Smaggle http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1489 Lady Smaggle Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:35:20 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1489 Emma - I'm seriously considering getting both myself. They are just made for Smaggle! Cupcake - I know! I LOVE t-bar shoes. Natasha - They haven't released the full range yet so maybe there will more colours than black and red? Super Kawaii Mama - You shouldn't have any trouble finding them in Melbourne. They also sell them online! Emma - I’m seriously considering getting both myself. They are just made for Smaggle!

Cupcake - I know! I LOVE t-bar shoes.

Natasha - They haven’t released the full range yet so maybe there will more colours than black and red?

Super Kawaii Mama - You shouldn’t have any trouble finding them in Melbourne. They also sell them online!

]]> By: super kawaii mama http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1472 super kawaii mama Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:31:19 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1472 I love Melissa shoes, but these red numbers take the cake. I may be hot on your heel trying to track down a pair too. (pun intended) :) I love Melissa shoes, but these red numbers take the cake. I may be hot on your heel trying to track down a pair too. (pun intended) :)

]]> By: Natasha http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1459 Natasha Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:04:20 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1459 I want to be friends with the red pumps. I want to be friends with the red pumps.

]]> By: Cupcake http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1455 Cupcake Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:37:35 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1455 OMG i love those shoes... especially the t-bars :) OMG i love those shoes… especially the t-bars :)

]]> By: Emma http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1453 Emma Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:53:49 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1453 I too must have these. In red and black. Shoe-gasmic. I too must have these. In red and black. Shoe-gasmic.

]]> By: Lady Smaggle http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1452 Lady Smaggle Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:57:40 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1452 Ivy - I completely agree that these shoes would look hot on me. I have no idea I have managed to laid without them for so many years. Ivy - I completely agree that these shoes would look hot on me. I have no idea I have managed to laid without them for so many years.

]]> By: Ivy http://www.smagglestyle.com/2008/04/24/vivienne-westwood-designing-for-melissa-shoes/#comment-1451 Ivy Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:36:56 +0000 http://www.smagglestyle.com/?p=1101#comment-1451 LOL, ahhh another funny post. You really reviewed these shoes to a tee! I love t-bars. They'd look really hot on you, actually. I hope you get them!! LOL, ahhh another funny post. You really reviewed these shoes to a tee! I love t-bars. They’d look really hot on you, actually. I hope you get them!!

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