Style Love and What the…?
Smaggle Love
Heaps of chunky pearl necklaces all different lengths and styles worn the same time. Just like Chanel.
Patterns that look innocent but up-close it’s really dogs humping each other or millions of interlocking penises.
Check out these tee’s that are partially censored pornographic strips but from far away look like blurry stripes!
Inappropriately bright shoes. This is Agathe from Style Bytes.
Smaggle What the…?
Skinny, skinny, skinny jeans.
I am talking about the kind of jeans where you see the owners butt crack THROUGH the jeans. Word to the wise ladies - NOTHING SHOULD BE VISIBLE THROUGH JEANS okay? Not even underwear. And certainly not vital organs of the female anatomy. If you can see your baby making bits through thick layers of denim it’s quite possible that you will squash something important and make yourself infertile. So in the name procreation be size wise when comes to buying the skinnies.
3/4 Length Leggings and Tights
Am I the only one who realises that they cut you off at the most unflattering part of your leg and make most (if not all) women look like stumpy little characters from Noddy? I know they are really useful and everybody loves them but I am all bitter and twisted because I am built like a Shetland pony (all body, no leg. Much like a Dashund puppy) and leggings just look rubbish on me. So I certainly won’t be wearing them but for those of you that must check out Fashion and Style By Eric for a few tips on wearing leggings well.
Please feel free to share your yays and nays of the fashion day! I love comments… they make me go all blushy.
Comments
I think my legs are in proportion length-wise (I’m terribly short though!), but my calves, width-wise, are not!
Back in the summer I found that wearing leggings that cut the calf in half (so to speak) actually sometimes made the calves look smaller. My ankles being small, wearing ankle-length leggings just made the calves look even bigger in comparison. And scrunching them up to just below the knee felt weird and a little “off”… Well, you could of course say that the solution to this would be not to wear the damn things in the first place… 
It’s autumn, and cold, here now though, so thankfully no leggings headaches for me these days!
I think this is my first time commenting, but I really like your blog, I’ve been reading it since I found it sometime a week ago.
Ahh you see it’s summer here in Australia (well spring actually) and it’s leggings everywhere! It was almost impossible to find tights with feet in winter because of the bloody footless tight fad. Thanks so much for reading my blog! You’ve been blogrolled here!
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